Guitar Bomb A man finds a suitcase in the street and decides to take a peak
inside. Decisions like this can have dire consequences. What might a
man find in an abandoned suitcase on the street? He could find money
or he could find body parts. Inside, however, he finds what seems to
be a machine. Wires of various colors are tangled and connected to
lights which apparently indicate one thing or another. There are also
knobs which can be twisted and switches that can be flicked. In the
middle of this highly complicated contraption is a button, and beneath
it the man reads the word, "Danger!" There really is only one thing to
do with this machine in a suitcase, the man figures. So he brings it
home and plugs the machine into the wall behind the refrigerator. Then
he finds his guitar and plugs it into the machine inside of the
suitcase. He pushes the button that reads, "Danger!" and plays a
chord............ BOOM! The guitar bomb explodes.
The man buys a gritty acoustic then spay paints gunshot wounds on it.
Then he gets drunk and reads a few Charles Bukowski stories while
listening to The Stooges. By the end of the night he's written a few
cranky blues tunes and plugs his acoustic into the bomb and pretends
to sing like Tom Waites.
(Guitar Bomb has toured the US several times the past few years as a
solo artist as well as with his band The Don't Stop)
The CD will come in a hand made package. 500 will be made. The first 50 orders will be a special version (Limit one special version per order.)
1.I Really Want to See You
- The Sweet Ones
2.I Don't Mind
- Barrakuda McMurder (Grath from Steinways)
3.Peasant's Rebellion
- Mischief Brew
4.Inauguration Day
- Brook Pridemore
5.On Track
- Adam Z
6.Strange Little Stories
- Endless Mike & The Beagle Club
7.The Tail of Captain McNail
- The Stick Martin Show
8.The Gate
- Chris Clavin
9.Compost Yuppie Scum!
- Wingnut Dishwashers Union 10.Going, Going Gone
- Guitar Bomb
11.Wayfare Junction
- Ivan Sandomire
The Thanks For The Floor CD contains brand new songs from The Steinways, Hallie Unlovable (with Brook Pridemore), Captain Chaos, Guitar Bomb, Yesterdays Pants, The Stick Martin Show, The Max Levine Ensemble, Endless Mike and The Beagle Club, Brook Pridemore, Ivan Sandomire, and The Two Thergs (2 of the 3 Ergs acoustic - those of you who download music already have this track). It is coming in a handmade package made out of real wood veneer. The first 50 orders come in a limited edition dark wood version. 500 total will be made.
Track Marks - Guitar Bomb
Austin To El Paso (Live) - Ghost Mice
Chocolate Cake City - Brook Pridemore
Variations on the theme of California - The Max Levine Ensemble
Hippy Hill - Ivan Sandomire
Ok to Ohio - Guitar Bomb
3 Hours Down The Road - The Stick Martin Show
Stevie B Challenge - Brook Pridemore
Westside Highway - Yesterdays Pants
The $3 Gallon features new songs by Brook Pridemore, Guitar Bomb, The Max Levine Ensemble, Captain Chaos, Ivan Sandomire, Yeterdays Pants, and The Stick Martin Show. It also has live tracks from Ghost mice, Brook Pridemore and Guitar Bomb. The Cd's will come in envelopes made out of vintage sewn maps. The liner notes are printed on the backs of Mapquest that were used on various Crafty Records Tours. All of the songs are about travel.
Only a handful of colored versions left. We will send you whatever is on top of the pile. The record comes in black, maroon and white.
Crafty/Fistolo "Partners In Crime Series #2" 4-way Split 7"
Featuring Mischief Brew, Wingnut Dishwasher's Union, Endless Mike and the Beagle Club and Guitar Bomb, this 4-way split 7" has all four corners covered. Released as a split with our friends at Fistolo from Philly, this is a nice sampling of friends and bands that continue to cross paths in this zany vibrant underworld of DIY punk rock.
SUPERSALE!
If you spend a total of 10$ on any other items from Crafty Records, you can get this shirt for 3bucks. No we do not have small, you can cut the shirt and restitch it. Its only 3 bucks
